I have a dilemma.

Kinja'd!!! "Zach Campbell" (zach-campbell)
10/26/2014 at 20:20 • Filed to: Ask Oppo, BMW, E30

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Well, critically speaking, it's not really a dilemma. More of a situation where a decision needs to be made and I want you guys input on it. Maybe I should change my headline to that...

Nah, this is more click baity.

As you know, I recently !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and now is the time for the Commonwealth of Virginia to become even more wealthy by taxing me out the wazoo for a car that's basically worth no more than an Apple iPad. Otherwise known as registration.

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The only reason I'm excited about this, other than actually being able to drive the car on the road legally, is that I get to pick my plate. This time I'm going all out by getting the coveted Vanity Plate. Yes, you read right. I am going to let the S tate Commonwealth take even more of my money so I can "personalize" my car.

My question to you great people of Oppo is what should my plate say? I already have something in mind but am not saying for fear of someone else taking it. I'm actually surprised someone hasn't already taken it.

I want something original, yet unmistakably E30. So, no ricer bullshit. I want this to be classy to match the iPad's E30's classic physique.

Ready, Set, Go!


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:22

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"BUSINESS" But in an RCR voice


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:22

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klasmchin


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:23

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Snort, Because it's white.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:26

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I can't think of anything clever, but I am sad to report you can't have this plate:

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Kinja'd!!! Zach Campbell > Steve in Manhattan
10/26/2014 at 20:28

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Hahahah!!!! Good ol' Virginia right there!


Kinja'd!!! N51fanatic > Steve in Manhattan
10/26/2014 at 20:29

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first thing i thought of was this plate lol


Kinja'd!!! Zach Campbell > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/26/2014 at 20:33

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7 character max, but I could make it work


Kinja'd!!! Zach Campbell > bob and john
10/26/2014 at 20:35

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Further explanation may be needed..


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:37

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BIZNIS


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:37

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JLOPNIK

JALOPNK

OPPONUT

OPSTLCK

NOTRICH

SLO BMW

HAVNFUN

86E30I6


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:39

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klas (class) mchin (machine)


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Dsscats
10/26/2014 at 20:41

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WHITE30

HELASTK

SVDSTIX

BOU2BRK

OLDSKOL

HIPSTER


Kinja'd!!! Zach Campbell > bob and john
10/26/2014 at 20:45

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I gotchu now.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Zach Campbell
10/26/2014 at 20:49

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DIX. For the lulz


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Dsscats
10/26/2014 at 21:03

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